i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
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someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop
walk up in the club like what up i got a big heart
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Boys starts with B and so does Bsatan
girls starts with G and so does God
it’s not that hard
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why are girls in video games so sexualized like are you trying to play a game or did you just buy this to touch yourself
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do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
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